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When he finished all three, he comes back to the bar and orders three more.

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This continued several times before the man's curiosity got the best of him.

He leaned over to the guy and said, "Excuse me, I couldn't help but notice your little ritual, why in the world do you look into your shirt pocket every time you drink your shot & beer"?

"Some things you just can't explain," the farmer said. In that moment, my pants fell down and my wife walked in ...

Some things you just can't explain." *** To Absent Brothers An Irishman walks into a bar in Dublin, orders three pints of Guinness and sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn.

The bartender's curiosity got the best of him and he asks, "Why is it that every time I tell you the amount you owe you always have the exact change in you pocket?

" The man said, "I found a bottle with a genie in it and she granted me 3 wishes.

'The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it there.

The Irishman becomes a regular in the bar and always drinks the same way: he orders three pints and drinks the three pints by taking drinks from each of them in turn. All the other regulars in the bar notice and fall silent. *** Drink 'Till She's Cute A man stopped at his favorite watering hole after a hard days work to relax.

" "Well, I sat back down and began milking her again.

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