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Every detail was washing over Michaela, sending blood racing down to parts of her she planned to keep far away from him.

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Jumping a bit she whipped her head around to see the arrogant smirk that belonged to Boston’s most eligible bachelor himself, Ian Garcia.

She gasped slightly when his eyes, emerald green like she has never seen before, locked hers.

To be truly Muslim is to understand that God is the only being anywhere who wields any power.

For a believer, her Islam—or her submission—means that she places all her trust in God, and dedicates her life to God’s worship. Just a panel of heavy hogwire and some stapled-together medium-density fiberboard, but it’s enough to keep Charlotte Sartre in her hole until the rough nasty blowjob men come and put her pretty mouth to hard use: Photos are from a shoot for Spizoo that’s available via Kink Unlimited.

We both serendipitously wore red-and-white striped tops to our first date. We talked about everything, including whether kink was in the Quʼran.

I loved this because we looked like a Muslim version of Where’s Waldo? “When the Quʼran says to beat or whip someone, it never says how hard,” he said, joking.

Almost exactly a year ago I published a blog post about my comics being stolen, re-hosted, and monetized on Funny Junk's website.

The owner of the site responded and some of the comics were taken down, He still had a ton of my comics hosted without credit, but the energy it would take to get him to take them down wasn't worth it.

For 6 years she had played hardball with the boys, clawing her way up the ladder, and tonight in that dress she was going to show them who she really was.

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