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bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. Britney Spears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands. bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness. bloodninja: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you. j_gurli3: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game.
Boy: Will it make you feel better if I send you my picture?
Girl: You look like the Farm Fresh guy lol Boy: Well, you look like you ATE the Farm Fresh guy.... Girl: Go **** yourself Boy: I was going to until I saw that picture Boy: Now my [censored] won't get hard for a week.
Girl: I'm not a cop i told you Boy: Then send me your picture. Boy: When really you were notifying the authorities.
Boy: I thought you were trying to find a picture to send to me. Girl: I don't want to send you the picture cause I'm not pretty Boy: Most cops aren't Girl: IM NOT A ****ING COP YOU DICKHEAD!
Girl: I thought you said you couldn't get it hard after seeing my picture Boy: Do I need a hard-on to eat your [censored]?
Girl: I don't know Boy: You have to tell me yes or no.
Girl: I've been teased my whole life because of my weight Girl: and you make fun of me when you don't even know me Boy: Ok.
Girl: I'm putting you on ignore Boy: Wait a sec Boy: We got off on the wrong foot. Girl: No Boy: I'll eat your [censored] Girl: You'll what? Girl: I'd like to know that the man eating me out is excited yes Boy: Well I'm not like most men.
-------------- So I was having cybersex the other day. Here it is: bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
This a post from another forum I go to, its damn funny! Britney Spears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. Britney Spears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of *plum*.Tags: Adult Dating, affair dating, sex dating